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the year is 2012, the day: dec 21, the time: 11:59pm. with the suspected end of the world coming at the stroke of midnight you sit in your house, huddled together with your loved ones. amidst tearful goodbyes, blinding light penetrates every window in your house and the sound of 1000 angelic choirs boom from the heavens. the end is near and so you peer out your window once more, bidding farewell to the earth you will never call your home again. over the horizon you spot a large flesh-coloured mass; its shape is familiar yet you still are unsure of what it is. as it continues to descend over the distant hillside you learn your first assumption was in fact right and a giant 300 tonne, 800 foot long erect penis makes it way towards the earth, assuring its destruction. despite the hysteric cries of family members, you run outside, pleading for them to follow. in your front yard, you frantically bend over, positioning your buttocks in way that it lines up perfectly with the giant phallus in the sky. under indescribable amounts of pressure, your voice cracks you instruct your family members to stretch your asshole to an unearthly measure. preparing for impact, with tears in your eyes, you scream a final farewell to your most cherished. taking the whole of the 800 foot dick in the asshole, you save earth from destruction and are forever remembered as a hero.

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