February 2012
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Watchj3sustits:
trust:
what did i just watch
IM FUCKING CRYING
Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
wwiao:
the year is 2012, the day: dec 21, the time: 11:59pm. with the suspected end of the world coming at the stroke of midnight you sit in your house, huddled together with your loved ones. amidst tearful goodbyes, blinding light penetrates every window in your house and the sound of 1000 angelic choirs boom from the heavens. the end is near and so you peer out your window once more, bidding...
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The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns N' Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face, she takes me away to that special place...
Bob Dylan: Why wait any longer for the world to begin, You can have your cake and eat it too, Why wait any longer for the one you love. When he’s standing in front of you
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
